Date – Jan 20th. 2017.

Place – Washington D.C.

Enter Donald J. Trump, stage right, hair rigid with gel despite the cold winter breeze blowing in from the Potomac river….

Supreme Justice ” Raise your hand. Oh, isn’t it tiny!”

Donald Trump

“I do solemnly swear (or affirm) , hey  I can do either, or neither, but swearing? Swearing I’m good at, anyway whatever…. that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, that’s my office, my beautiful office, it’s a beautiful office,  but if necessary I’ll execute the office, and then build another one, nobody does building offices like me. And I’ll execute Hillary, or anyone else I choose to, because I’m the boss and she’s fired, and will to the best of my Ability, and lets face it,  I do have a lot of ability, lot of ability folks, always shown my ability, to preserve, which I’m very good at, very good , to protect, nobody protects like I do,  and defend the Constitution of the United States. Beautiful country, gotta love it.”

TrumpPope

As per @Itwitius   @davidwaywell

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4 Comments on "The Presidential Oath: As Sworn By Donald J. Trump."

  1. Mrs Lesley Lubert | 15th November 2016 at 2:55 pm | Reply

    That really does sound like him!
    Perhaps it will be a beautiful presidency.

    I doubt the White House will do it for him. Looks like a little cottage. Will he be able to build an extention?

  2. Rumours circulating that he will be operating from the Trump Tower in Manhattan overlooking Central Park New York, and will use the White House in Washington only to receive important guests from Russia and an ex UKIP leader.

  3. Mrs Lesley Lubert | 15th November 2016 at 5:18 pm | Reply

    I doubt his security detail will allow this. Nightmare scenario?

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